This woman is out of her everloving and this is is probably where I’m headed.
Why does Jeff Dunham have a career?
The trouble with saving the whales is that they’ll never say thank you. What kind of masochists are we? Why don’t we learn to save ourselves first?
I’m an adult because I joined a gym today. Maybe I’ll meet my soulmate there. Hopefully not. I told them I just wanted to use the pool and they insisted on a “free new member training session.” So far, I don’t really like the gym.
Old delusions die hard.