This woman is out of her everloving and this is is probably where I’m headed.
Why does Jeff Dunham have a career?
The trouble with saving the whales is that they’ll never say thank you. What kind of masochists are we? Why don’t we learn to save ourselves first?
(Source: yencid, via cerna-music)
I’m an adult because I joined a gym today. Maybe I’ll meet my soulmate there. Hopefully not. I told them I just wanted to use the pool and they insisted on a “free new member training session.” So far, I don’t really like the gym.
(Source: runlikehel-l, via elizaaahead)
Old delusions die hard.
(Source: sub-templum)
(Source: earth-song, via earthlynation)
